I went to the mall the other day (or many days ago), and passing by a store selling movies and such I saw a cardboard cut out of Aragorn. However, right below it was one of Yoda holding up a light saber. The way they aligned made Yoda's light saber cover Aragorn's sword. So it appeared that, at first glance, Aragorn was wielding a light saber. That's right, I saw Jedi Aragorn, much to my amusement and confusion.

I was looking up things on a travel website and I found this...

“The most crowded places are Patong Beach, Kata Beach and Karon Beach on the west coast”

So Kari and I had a conversation about what the signs might say at Karon beach:

Wouch owt four sharcs
Leif gart on dooti
Know dyving
Know animols alowed
Pleez doo knot feet the animools
Doo knot eet the san
Know fitching
Secound dollors two parc HAHA
Pleez doo knot leiter
Know bawn fairs
Betazoits and Biogenitical Parts Knot Aloud
Weit til tide lowers down beef or selling
If problabems happens fine leif gart, bee kerful to prevend the dead
If yoo loose thinks kall Mr. Sue, he will fine yor thinks

Then we noticed that Karon beach is by Phuket, which could could actually be Karonic for Fuck it. We are amused.

Kari: I think I sprained my finger...
Kari: go me?
Belle: awwww
Belle: *has Elrond fix it for you*
Belle: mintsss
Kari: Oooo
Kari: hmm... thought it said Mistress
Kari: LOL
Kari: Me> Yesss, that's me
Belle: Elrond's Mistress?
Belle: LOL haha
Belle: and Gandalf's slave hobbit LOL
Kari: LOL!!

Somehow a conversation about fake ID's and Belle not being 21 yet turned into...

Kari: *gives you a fake ID* you're now known as Belle Vader.... 29 yrs old?
Belle: muahahaaa
Belle: Dude> Let me see your ID
Me> *shows it to him*
Dude> You're 29? Yeah right
Me> I find your lack of faith disturbing
Kari: You> *waves hand* you don't need to see my ID
Belle: You do not yet know the power of the dark side
Belle: hehe I am your master now
Belle: Me> *walks around*
You> Ksshhhhk swisshhhh dodoodododododoododododododo pok pok pok
Kari: just don't break into "I'm a little Teapot"
Kari: hmmm... wonder what would happen if you won some jackpot?
Kari: *sees your pic on the website*
Belle: Darth Belle
Belle: hehe
Belle: Darth Belle, what are you going to do with all your winnings?
"Plot the destruction and ruin of all those who stand for goodness and justice and take over the world which I will crush in my iron fist"
Kari: "After I visit the buffet*
Belle: "And get my nails done, and my hair trimmed, and my cape dry cleaned"
Kari: And your helmet shined!
Belle: And my boots licked
Belle: And my sound effects checked
Belle: And my iron fist installed
Kari: and her breathing regulated?
Belle: I want to see my reflection in that plastic body armour!
Kari: yay!
Belle: hehehe
Belle: I want to look down at my boots and see my mask breathing back at me?
Kari: yes!
Belle: *uses iron fist to crush beer cans* Muahaaaaahahahaaa!
Kari: Note to Self: Keep Darth Belle away from the beer and the cans
Belle: *spills beer on self, short circuits* Help me take this mask off so that I may look at me with my own eyes...
Kari: But you'll die
Belle: Nothing can stop that now... except.. maybe.. some canned air....
Belle: And maybe some cheez wiz while you're at it
Kari: Ok! *runs off to get said items and returns* Ok, I have canned whiz and cheese air
Belle: Spray them... at me...
Belle: Not on the face! or my hair! Or I will crush you with my... fist.. that needs oil...
Belle: *clenches fist, squeeeaaaaak*
Kari: *plugs in to your special Whiz outlet*
Belle: Remember, Kari, beer.. is not.. a lubricant
Belle: *whispers* beer.. is not.. a lubricant *passes out*
Kari: Nooo! *holds you close* (w) nooo... *insert klingon death howl here* Curse my metal circuits I wasn't fast enough
Belle: Body> *disappears leaving only some beer behind*
Belle: Spirit Me> *appears* The cheez wiz will be with you always
Belle: Spirit Obi-wan> *appears also* Hmm
Belle: Spirit Me> Ooooo *chases obi-wan around*
Kari: *sprays the spirits with Cheese Whiz*
Kari: Homer> Mmmm Beer

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karibelle in a Broadway show (SHOWTIME, 1:00): karibelle (George Carlin) bites sirius_black (Madonna). The week after, orsa (Jason Lee) accidentally scratches oodleplex (Sean Connery)'s favorite toothbrush. Later that day, masonjar25 (Petula Clark) wipes lordoftherings (Barbra Streisand)'s laptop. That same day, silmarillion (Matthew McConaughey) lets starwars (Cate Blanchett) borrow a cap to impress a psychiatrist. That night, raccoonish (Farrah Fawcett) hypnotizes sparky8me2 (Russell Crowe) but it doesn't work. (Part 2 of 2.)
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Hehehehe

Kari was listening to Christmas carols so we have created a Middle Earth Christmas Carol Odyssey:

Belle:
Jingle Bells,
Frodo Smells,
Sam baked some tomatoes...
Merry found a carrot,
And Pippin said Hooray! Hey!


Kari:
***To the tune of Silent Night****

Sauron's eye, Flamey eye
All is calm, all is red
Round young Hobbits, Frodo and Sam....


Belle:
Deck the halls with strings of cupcakes, fa la la la la la la la la,
If you eat them Haldir will kill you, fa la la la la la la la la,
Don we now our gay apparel, fa la la la la la la la la...
Dwarves and hobbits, elves that look like lasses, fa la la la la la la la la....


Kari:
Joy to Middle Earth,
The Ring is Found!
Let ev'ry hobbit have some tea!
And Gandalf and Balrog dance (x3)


Belle:
Varda bless ye "merry" gentle men,
Though some would call you gay...
Remember how Aragorn looked at Frodo that way?
Then Sam came by and hit his knees
And Aragorn ran away...
Ohhh Sam will kill you if you try anything,
Try anything,
Ohhh Sam will kill you if you try anything...


Kari:
Ding dong! Merrily on high
In Rivendell the bells are ringing:
Ding dong! Verily the sky
Is filled with Elvish singing!


Belle:
Prancing on the snow
Is an elf that's very gay
The hobbits down below
Are ogling all the way, oo! oo! oo!
Frodo's got the ring
And Sam is right behind
What fun it is to hike and climb
On Caradhras tonight!


Kari:
What hobbit is this,
Who, laid to rest,
On Sam's lap is sleeping?
Whom Elves greet with anthem sweet,
While Wizard's watch are keeping?


Belle:
Frodo the wide-eyed hobbit
Had very large wide eyes
And if you ever saw them
You might even run and hide
All of the other hobbits
Used to stare and call him names
They always let Mr. Frodo
Join in naughty hobbit games
Then one misty Shire night
Gandalf came to say
Frodo with your ring so bright
Won't you come with me tonight?
Then Sam came in through the window
And saved Frodo from Gandy
Frodo the wide-eyed hobbit
I hope you love Sam Gamgeeee!


Kari:
Come, they told me, parum pum pum pum,
A new Flamey King to see, parum pum pum pum,
Our finest gifts are rings, parum pum pum pum,
To lay before the King, parum pum pum pum,
Rum pum pum pum, rum pum pum pum.
So to honour Him, parum pum pum pum,
When we come.

Belle: Remember "Gandalf touches his new slave hobbit"?*
Kari: LOL!
Kari: that's me!
Kari: hehe
Kari: errr
Kari: omg
Kari: LOL
Belle: LOL!!!
Kari: *is not the slave hobbit*
Belle: I didn't know you were a hobbit.. hm.. so Gandalf bought you eh?
Kari: I mean I made that quote LOL!!
Belle: LOL suuuuure


*From a previous entry of "Kari: i thought this 'Gandalf tancující na oslave s hobity' said 'Gandalf touches his new slave hobbit'"

Some haikus? Hehe.

LiveJournal Haiku!
Your name:	karibelle
Your haiku:	more slogans last ones i promise because kari can't drive.naughty
Username:
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Your name:	karibelle
Your haiku:	went mental argh too lazy to fix.*pokes kari with dr seuss invades
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Was looking at statics of where lj users are located and...

Belle: Anguilla (96)
Antarctica (1523)
Belle: lotrs of people are from antarctica LOL
Belle: er lotrs
Kari: LOL!
Belle: um
Belle: lotrs
Belle: omg
Belle: lots
Belle: ok..
Belle: LOL
Belle: *has lotr on the brain*
Kari: LOL
Belle: shit choking on a rice krispie LOL

Kari and I are odd so we ended up wondering what would happen if Karon appeared on a show with Martha Stewart. And this is our answer:

Martha: Today we're going to make puppy muffins...
Karon: Kan we hav doktors in mine tea two?
Martha: No, that's our next episode... So, you're going to need, first of all, puppies *picks up a puppy out of a basket* Aren't they adorable ...and sweet. Make sure your puppies are ripe.
Karon: Hou do we tel? Skweeez them, mebe?
Martha: No. You don't skweez...err, squeeze them, you'll only end up bruising them. To make sure a puppy is ripe, you have to sniff the puppy.
Karon: Ewe, butt the poopies, smel
Martha: Well, that's a good thing because a smelly puppy is a ripe puppy
Karon: I don wand too eet smely poopies!
Martha: If you don't want to smell the puppies then you can use tofu, for you picky eaters
Karon: Toe foo? What is toe foo???
Martha: *makes big gestures* NO... TOFU, it's a soy-bean substitute for puppies *sets puppies aside* Let's go on, shall we?
Karon: Hou dus toe foo make poopies?
Martha: *fade out.....commercial break..... Martha swoops down on Karon's ass* You little german bitch! *continues to beat her up*
Karon: HELP! SHEE IS GOEENG TO DEAD MEE!
Martha: shut up! shut up! speak right! *stage crew breaks them up, Martha composes herself..... fade in* All right, now that we know how to pick a ripe puppy, let's go on. The next thing you'll need is 5 cups of sugar, 1 cup of vanilla extract and 2 cups of flour.
Karon: Wil flowers go wel with poopies?
Martha: Yes, flour helps bind the puppies together so your muffins come out spongy
Karon: Spunji poopy muffins? With flowers? Are you mat?
Martha: No, I'm educated, now are you going to help me or not? Hand me a puppy
Karon: I dont wand two tuch the poopies
Martha: *takes a deep breath but smiles* All right, *grabs a puppy and stuffs it in the mixer* Hand me the sugar then
Karon: *looks around at the labeled boxes* Sure gar? I dont si sure gar...
Martha: Oh, I forgot... *quickly re-labels everything via Alta-Vista Translator (from english to german back to english)*
Karon: Oh!!!!!!!!! I si itch nou! *picks up sure gar and passes it to Martha*
Martha: *tosses the rest of the ingredients into the mixer* Now, Karon, why don't you go ahead and turn on the oven so it can pre-heat while we do this.
Karon: Okaaaaaaaaaay... ovin... onn... toorn the... ovin.. onn... *pulls a blender out of a cabinet* This?
Martha: *snaps a puppy's neck in frustration* NO. *smiles for the camera at all times anyway* The o-v-e-n *pushes Karon toward the oven* Now, turn it on to 350F
Karon: Ewe deadend the poopie!!
Martha: You mean this? *waves said dead puppy in Karon's face*
Karon: Ewe ar sew meen!!
Karon: Its death!
Martha: *fade out....commercial (The Snuggle Bear comes on)* You little freak! *beats Karon with dead puppy*
Karon: AHHH! Shees beeting me!! I feal dead comming! HELP! The Grime Reapear is comming!
Martha: *Jerry Springer guards comes out of no where to break it up*
Karon: Thenk ewe sew mcuH!
Martha: I'm ok *pushes everyone away* I'm ok...*sighs* *fade in...* Well, all right, now I'm so wishing I had a gas oven *looks at Karon* which you could've stuck your head in once the gas was turned on *Looks at the camera* It's a good thing.
Karon: Gud think???
Karon: Thats bat!
Martha: Only if it didn't work.
Karon: *gives her a look* The Grime Reapear will git yoo!
Martha: I am the Grime Reapear! *sheds Martha outfit*
Karon: YEY! *hugs him* Grimey!!!
Martha: *sprays her with Tilex*
Karon: Hee hee that tiggles
Martha: It does? *looks at the bottle* Hmmm *sprays self and giggles* You're right!

Karon and the Grime Reapear lived happily ever after

The End


Staring Kari as Martha and Belle as Karon